Unscrupulous Man Eater: A Tailored Suit, Some... →
unscrupulousmaneater: Ever since I was out on maternity leave, I’ve been looking for a new job. Actually, ever since I was pregnant, I’ve been looking for a new job. It’s no secret that I am not happy where I currently am, and I’ve been wanting to get back into the marketing/advertising/public relations field. I’ve had a couple of interviews, but nothing has panned out. Initially I was put...
Co-Worker: Why are these files recalled for February 29th?
Me: Because that's when I need them.
Co-Worker: For the 29th? Of February?
Me: What are you getting at?
Co-Worker: You realize that Februrary only has 28 days?
Me: You realize that it is a leap year?
Co-Worker: A leap what?
Me: A leap year. Do you know what that is?
Co-Worker: Um. Nooo.
Me: Google it.
531. If you need to explain a joke, it probably...
the thing about my 8:30am class is...
that i really, really enjoy going to it despite it being so early. it’s business communications and it’s amazing how much it inspires me to do well for the rest of the day since all it does is prep me for the real world and teach me practical skills and remind me how important it is to communicate with people. it seriously kicks my ass for the rest of the day since i have work right...
Virgo: Love & Relationships - Daily Love for...
A casual interest develops into something else entirely when you see this person in a whole new light. A lighthearted relationship could become far more intense and meaningful. Anything is possible right now. woah, there horoscope. get outta my head.
In a decaying society, art, if it is truthful, must also reflect decay. And...– Ernst Fischer (via nathanielstuart)
Among the most complex structures in the universe, the average brain contains...– Probing the Brain’s Mysteries - WSJ.com (via nathanielstuart)