"When you’ve been kicked to the curb for being...
^ reading the above just makes me feel so golden right now that i had to reblog it. despite how exhausted i am, i feel invincible. i’m in a fantastic mood.
Plastic bags are better than paper bags for the...
…and this is why “going green” campaigns can shove it.
There's an Easy A gif for that.
kdoubleyou: Hungry? Shower time? Horny? Insulted? Rumors? British slang…? Adios. Hate someone? Rockin’ out? Fake? How you act with your best friend? Think someone’s hot? i actually just fell in love. whoever started this…thank you.
Time is not a line but a dimension, like the dimensions of space.– Cat’s Eye by Margaret Atwood Submitted by lovedespiteyourmood (via novelfirstsentences)
Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re...– (via misscomunication)
"I'm almost never afraid now."
10 Things You Should Know Before You Consider... →
1. “Texting can be a romantic form of communication for me.” While I am the type of girl who loves leaving her phone at home and being unreachable for a few hours, I also really enjoy a well thought out and sweet text from a significant other. I can also get irrational if you and I get in the habit of texting - and you randomly break that habit. -TheMadPosts 2. “At least...
I’ve learned one thing, and that’s to quit worrying about stupid things. You...– Tom Petty (via confetto)
I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought,...– Frida Kahlo (via wandering-eyes)
what are you trying to say
ihavewastedmylife: So have you been pounding beers lately? ahahahahahaha this is fantastic. my answer would be: often and excessively. no shame in my game.
Live, think, and act for today, tomorrow may be too late.– (via kimbrooks)
I need you to make a very clear first move, or I’m never going to believe I...– Nerve Dating Confessions (via siddman) This reminds me of Acorn. (via unscrupulousmaneater)
Don't Waste The Pretty: don't call it heartbreak →
datebynumbers: [This post was originally a reply to an email soliciting advice. I’ve edited it to be more general.] I’m just gonna go ahead and assume many of you have heard the same annoying sentiment I have all my life, that being, “I can’t wait to see the man that’s able to tie you down!” implying that finding him will also be something worth seeing. I’ve dated a lot of guys who...
Let’s Not Get to Know Each Other Better →
youmightfindyourself: By JOEL WALKOWSKI A FEW months ago I liked a girl — a fairly common occurrence. But being slightly ambitious and drunk, I decided to ask her out on a date. This was a weird choice, as I’m not sure I know anyone who has ever had a real date. Most elect to hang out, hook up, or Skype long-distance relations. The idea of a date (asking in advance, spending rent money on...
If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love,...– Ben Hale, The Evolution of Bruno Littlemore (via elesheva)
Do not worry. Your experience, your hard work, your growth, is not being wasted,...– Abraham-Hicks. (via universaldecay)